Like a traditional cock rating your find elsewhere. Be descriptive. Be creative. Be as mean as you can! Be over the top. No holds barred.
Strip as your doing the video, make a point to spread your pussy lips and explain how your never let a sick like that near it.
You get the picture?
Any asshole winking/farting is an added bonus. If you can add those I'll add an extra 10 to your bounty.